King Fahd ascended to a new palace this week, the palace of eternal damnation, where he will soon be seen drooling and shambling through the halls at midnight calling for a Pork BBQ sandwich.

After spending his first thirty years drinking, whoring and gambling, King Fahd continued his legacy by encouraging and funding the rise of Islamic extremism, in order to seem "more Muslim" than neighboring Iran. With his funding of Islamic extremism and mujahedeen, King Fahd can also take credit for creating insane murderer Osama Bin Laden, although he did see fit to strip Osama of his Saudi citizenship once his little pet went completely mad... sort of like closing the barn door after the horse got out, hitchhiked to Kentucky and won the Derby.

King Fahd also fostered the rise of the "Morals Police", who prowled his country making sure all citizens followed strict Islamic teachings or faced painful punishment. All this while the King himself avidly acquired and enjoyed all things Western, including fancy desert-ready SUV's (painted camel-colored, of course!), technological gadgets and advanced medical care available in Western nations.

While at home in Hell for eternity, King Fahd will be in charge of fomenting jihad between Catholicism's damned Perverted Priests and Naughty Nuns, while drooling and sipping coffee during photo ops.