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Hell has welcomed quite a distinguished list of souls over the last year. Read all about them!



John Balance

Tony Randall and Ray Charles

Marge Schott

Madge

Wiarton Willie

Nathaniel Jones

Ed Norton

The Maytag Repairman

Father Geoghan and his Alter Boys

Jailbait Martha

Chemical Ali

Johnny Paycheck and Dolly the Cloned Sheep

reallybadwebsites.com

Dr. Zachary Smith

Aileen Wuornos

Farscape

Richard Ricci

John Gotti

Lisa Lopes

Dan Tanna

The Yahoo Candyman

Gary Condit's Political Career

Nikolay Soltys

K-Mart

Buddy

Mary Kay

The Taliban Government

Rush Limbaugh's Hearing

Excite@home

Cowardly, Kamikaze Terrorists

Carlton, Your Doorman

Crown Prince Dipendra

Bonny Lee Bakley

Burundi's Bureaucracy

Mir

Buddha

GoPlay.com

California's Electricity Supply

Alan Cranston

Colonel Klink

Joe C.

Steve Allen

Xena

Dinky, The Taco Bell Chihuahua

Peter McWilliams

Hafez Assad

Tex Beneke

Mark Hughes

Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

Love

Screen Name "Mafiaboy"

Major Frank Burns

The Brain of Japanese Prime Minister Keizo Obuchi

God, The Devil and Bob

Joseph "Joby" Palczynski

Tamagotchi

Leo the Bichon Frise

Betty Lou Beets

Ernest Goes to Hell





DISCLAIMER: This entire website is pure and unadulterated satire, a parody of Hell's Corporate Newspaper (if such a thing exists). This is in no way implies that the featured souls are damned for all eternity, just like it doesn't guarantee them a spot inside the pearly gates. For Mephistopheles' sake, it's a JOKE, man! If you really want to contact Satan, don't bother writing me letters, just continue on with your present behavior, I'm sure he'll come to you. Every item appearing on this website is a work of FICTION. Any resemblance between characters portrayed on this website and actual, living humans is just a damned shame. I guess we all know where THEY'RE going when they die, don't we? Do NOT believe EVERYTHING you read with your two-digit IQ. You do? *sigh* I suppose someone has to keep the tabloids in business.