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Dear Satan...


Who writes to Ann Landers for advice? Losers! Now, who writes to Satan for advice? Oh, right, Losers again, sorry! At least you'll feel better about your own dysfunctional life if you voyeuristically eavesdrop on others by reading Letters to Satan!



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DISCLAIMER: This entire website is pure and unadulterated satire, a parody of Hell's Corporate Newspaper (if such a thing exists). This is in no way implies that the featured souls are damned for all eternity, just like it doesn't guarantee them a spot inside the pearly gates. For Mephistopheles' sake, it's a JOKE, man! If you really want to contact Satan, don't bother writing me letters, just continue on with your present behavior, I'm sure he'll come to you. Every item appearing on this website is a work of FICTION. Any resemblance between characters portrayed on this website and actual, living humans is just a damned shame. I guess we all know where THEY'RE going when they die, don't we? Do NOT believe EVERYTHING you read with your two-digit IQ. You do? *sigh* I suppose someone has to keep the tabloids in business.