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Where do bad movies go when they die? Browse these listings for reviews of Movies from Hell and find out! Special matinee rates and appropriately themed, overpriced, stale snacks available!



Spongebob No Pants

Hairy Poofter, Prisoner of Love at the Ass Cabana

Seven Brides For One Hot Brother

Driving Bin Laden

Lemmings

Giddy Kiddie Gang Bang

Attack of the Space Turkeys

Freddy Greases Jason

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

Die Another Way

Pedo Pan

Vicarious Parents in Violent Boxes

Indiana Jones and the Anorexic Wench

It's a Wonderful Life... In Prison

My Big, Fat, Freak Wedding

The Al Quaeda Hillbillies

Chocolate Starfish Wars: Episode XX - Attack of the Boners

CockroachMan

Zabibah and the King

Osamazilla vs. The Hitler Monster

Geek Trek

Crossdressing Roads

The Liberal's New Political Correctness Cloak

Kangaroo Court

A Chorus Line From Hell

Big Creep Pee Wee

Movie From Hell

Dorky Retardo

The Grinch Who Stole... NOTHING!

San Francisco Unmasked - A Docu-drama

Smokey and the Assbandit

Pearl Necklace

The Mummy Dearest Returns

Pokeaman

Slouching Stunts - Hidden Wires

Satan O'Gill and the Little Gay People

Blondielocks and the Three Rednecks

The Wizard of Ooze

Hairy Movie

Viva Lost Election!

I Love Lucifer

Hair Bitch II - Style of Sorrows

Bi-Curious Boy George Goes To The Highway Rest Area

The Crock O' Bile Hunter

Gilligan's New Island

Cholesterol

Pee Wee's Play With Yourself House

The Three Faces of Webmaster

Beach Blanket Bible Banging Bingo

Seven Brides for One Monster

The Revenge of the Turds

Shaving Ryan's Privates

The Academy Awards - Satan's Worst Dressed List

Planet of the Horror Novelists

Doody Vs. Doody

Groom of Mrs. Beasley

Blunder Boyz

Oh God! I'm the Devil!





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